Because they can’t get enough of The War Against Terror
Yeehaw! Bring it on! Operation Infinite Madness 4 Evar (via the AssPress): U.S. military helicopters attacked territory inside Syria close to its border with Iraq Sunday, killing eight people in a...
View ArticleCheck the under optimistic rug
Remember when we invaded Afghanistan? Remember why we went into Afghanistan? Remember how President FuckNut got distracted from our goals in Afghanistan (stomp the Taliban and catch Osama still...
View ArticleThe very worst part about the DADT debate
No. No. Not that either. Close, but no. The correct answer is: Fundamentalist pervs discussing gay sex in great and sweaty detail. I know it hasn’t started yet, but just wait. In a day or two the...
View ArticleIt’s time to play another round of “What does Joe Want Now?”
Excuse me. Will someone figure out what professional toad and Olympic-class attention whore Joe Lieberman (I-ConU) wants so he can fuck off out of the way of DADT repeal? Thanks (via Balloon Juice):...
View ArticleHero of the Day
Let’s hear it for Virginia Phillips! U.S. District Judge Virginia Phillips on Thursday granted a request for an injunction halting the government’s “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy for gays in the...
View ArticleDoD suspends DADT discharges
From the Department of Defense [via Joe. My. God]: Pending an appeal, the military services have halted discharges under the “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” law, DOD officials said today. [...] “The Department...
View ArticleFor his next act McPOW will challenge Gates to a potato sack race
Sen. War Hero McCain on the DADT survey, Sept. 28, 2010 [via JMG]: “I urge you and Admiral Mullen to modify the review and the survey instrument, or to conduct supplemental surveys, aimed at ensuring...
View ArticleShorter Adm. Mullen
Listen Johnny Wet Start, the tip of my dick has more military experience than you. Now if you don’t want my foot up your ass, shut your pie hole. I know people attribute McCain’s … quirks to a) Age; b)...
View ArticleArmy backs soldiers who resisted aural assault
Apparently a staff sergeant didn’t get the memo about Christian “Rock.” The only time it should be used by the military is to flush the enemy out of hiding [via AssPress]: A staff sergeant erred when...
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